Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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