Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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