How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Damn victory sex feels great
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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