Dual....:-)
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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