i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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