shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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