No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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