I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
