when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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