none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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