It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
