Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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