I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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