Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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