do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
ok first of all what the fuck
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