I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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