how can u be prego again
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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