Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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