ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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