So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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