why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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