ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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