Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
