I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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