I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
