its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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