so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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