Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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