so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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