so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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