so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I looked at my own cervix.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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