I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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