32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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