i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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