I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
