I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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