Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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