when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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