Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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