ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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