Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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