I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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