That's intense
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dignity is for republicans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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