he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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