If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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