i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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