Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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