please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
