East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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