I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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