Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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