Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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