She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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